Here, what are you doing?
no men, if i put this bottle full of water in the garden the cats won't come it seems
what? what kind of reasoning is that based on?
who knows men, next door uncle only told.
so is he going and putting it in his garden as well?
ya ya. and no cats at all it seems
what? really, hmm must tell dada to try and see
ya men tell tell, big problem with these cats, always coming and kakka fining and going
ya ya i know, the whole place stinks like nobody's business
hmm.
ok im going then, must go and water the plants also (must get away!)
ah ya ya havent rained also for ages no, aiyo i dont know WHAT is happening
some global heating or something they said in the news? who knows men. here here im going. getting late. i'll come ah?
ah ok ok go and come, go and come
no men, if i put this bottle full of water in the garden the cats won't come it seems
what? what kind of reasoning is that based on?
who knows men, next door uncle only told.
so is he going and putting it in his garden as well?
ya ya. and no cats at all it seems
what? really, hmm must tell dada to try and see
ya men tell tell, big problem with these cats, always coming and kakka fining and going
ya ya i know, the whole place stinks like nobody's business
hmm.
ok im going then, must go and water the plants also (must get away!)
ah ya ya havent rained also for ages no, aiyo i dont know WHAT is happening
some global heating or something they said in the news? who knows men. here here im going. getting late. i'll come ah?
ah ok ok go and come, go and come

18 Comments:
my mum does the water bottle fingy...
Lol. Never got the reasoning behind that one.
Went to Trinco recently and almost all the houses there have a bottle of water outside their doorstep to keep away stray dogs.
yeah i know. i think it works, strangely enough
Never heard of that silly claim before. :/
Kakka fining?! LOL!
Sri lankan convos are just classic fun to read, man. ;D
no no no that bottle thing doesn't work.. they have out-smarted it..
and guess what its finally raining :)
the logic is that they see their reflection. Supposedly they stop and start pruning themselves and forget to enter. my friends dinesh and angie told me.
Ugh. That sorta conversation is so familiar it's not even funny!
And my grandmummay does the water bottle thing and the cats have stopped kakka-fining. I fink it works, noh?! =P
first time hearing this.weird.
dude...people dont really say "kakka fining", do they? LOL...absolutely hilarious...the conversation reminded me of the conversation I had to act out from "ropes of Sand", Ruwanthi De Chickera's...maybe ye should take up on play writing... lol
and the bottle thing, it APPARENTLY works, we used to have cats "kakka fining" all over our garden, and it woznt normal motion, it woz loose and double stinky.. the bottles of water appeared, the domestic recommended it, and henceforth all cats have stopped using our garden as their to-loose-motion area...
maybe..at nights or when no one's around, the bottles turn alive! And chase the cats away by spraying water at them...
they see their reflection & freak out.... take a look at ur face in a big bottle of water dude! unfortunately them cats arent as smart as u, so the fear factor sets in.....
why they won't Choochchu fine?? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Lmao Lmao Lmoa....
You'd think putting water out will be a welcome sign with flashing neon lights to stray animals...
I'm with MC... never heard of that before.
Hilarious convo though =P
isn't it kakaFIYING?
Hehe brilliant convo man...
Fell of my chair reading!
Hehe Kakkafining! LMAO!!!
MAN!!!!
The 'Kakka fining' thing reminded me of a friend who used to say things like, "she is always kunu kuny fying"
Loved the post ;o)
Ah, I went to this hotel recently and they keep bottles full of on the tables in the dinning area apparently to stop the flies. The idea is that the flies see the reflection of people/objects all big through that... I think that's what the waiter said.
:D
Never heard this one before. And yeah, isn't it supposed to be KakkaFYING? You know, like, Malkadanafying? :p
Hilarious post, dude.
This reminds me of this thing we call 'Indian English'. As an example, here's what a friend of my aunt's once said:
"Nahi, nahi, window band karo, winter andar aa jayega!!" All exited an all.
I translates to: "No, no, close the windo, the winter will come in!!"
Mixed blessings - that Indian conversation is HYlarious man!!
Noorie - as for the rest hmm, yeah im familiar with the kakka FYING scenario NOORIE, but there is also the Kakka FINING thing u see.
Vileness - and it works for flies??? daimn.. can i try it on my boss? :D
and surani. yeah heheh iv heard the kunu kunu fining a lot!
Nikang - hmmm, yeah maybe the bottles emit radiation that tell sthecats brains to 'not see' your garden??
MP - Chucchu fine haha lamao dude
Celestial - careful you'll fall of the chair and a big wound on your head will come.
MC and Messiah - you heard it first here! go try it out and the grass on your lawns can thank me for their sprightly shit-freeness.
Sabby - See? it works!
Someone important - Hmmm.. but then you don’t see many cats anywhere in the vicinity of the bottles even no?
Maku - haha you can try it out and thank me for your shit free lawn too :D
Rannelee - yay! its raining. but its stopped again now.
Papare Boy - thanks dude :D
here here getting late, must go and water the plants also
cheers for the comments guys!
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