Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Truth

As they always say, is far stranger. Yesterday's sexual frustration was an amalgamation of many things put together i think. And i cannot say what for sure because i myself am not completely aware of exactly what goes on in my own mind most of the time.

Does that make me crazy? or just slightly less presumptuous?

Damn. can you believe that the lights and the AC in my office have just gone bust? have any of us got any actual idea as to how much we depend on infrastructure?

Like for example, i was dreaming the other day how nice it'd be to live in the period of the Middle Ages (or is it the Dark Ages) with all the modern amenities like vehicles and cell phones and computers and the internet for e.g. Then you could run around op/impressing the peasants and destroying the knights and slaying the dragons with kisses to rescue the golden haired princesses with RPGs. That is to say, kill the dragons with the mortars and kiss the princesses after you rescue them.

But then how long will your Defenders last without petrol? and how long will your cell phone or computer work without batteries? How can you maneuver the tough mountains on top of which the dragon lies without proper roads? Indeed how would you make a call or access the internet without proper network infrastructure?

In fact without roads, telecom networks, data networks, fixed water supplies, maintenance infrastructure such as garbage disposal, road cleanups, repair crews, trade infrastructure such as supermarkets, grocery stores, petti kadeys, trade organizations. trade agreements, financial infrastructure such as banks, insurance, finance, investment, public infrastructure like education and health, manufacturing infrastructure for a host of specialized products to meet the needs of all the other types of infrastructure mentioned above, transport infrastructure such as airports, train stations, busses, petrol sheds etc and a whole host of other things we'd effectively be lost. Plunged into chaos.

We'd be in constant darkness, with no way to get about, no way to talk to your relative living 5 kilometers away, we'll live a hand to mouth existence until the remnants of public works slowly disappear and then we'd effectively be in the jungle.

That's scary. Governments and the 'collective whole' suddenly make some sense when you think of things that way, which is all the more reason a little more thought should be given to how things are run around the place. Will you vote this April?

8 Comments:

Charm Bracelet said...

Whack.. you start off talking about Sexual frustration go to the middles ages and then end up with infrastructure and voting?! lol I don't think I've ever read a post with so much periodic diversity! Good stuff. :)

N B said...

Charm, Variety is the spice of life and this guy seems to know it better :-)

indi said...

In a way the great things are far less impressive than the pyramids or tanks because they're so temporary.

Without maintainence and supporting infrastructure all our huge buildings and technology will fall apart. Even the information we create isn't as durable as stone.

I still remember Tutankhamen, but I'm not sure if people in 1000 years will remember us.

myprerogative said...

try taking some solar panels with you... might come in handy on the trip through the dark ages....

question,
has ur frustration led u to look out into how easy it would be to get LAID in the dark ages if you had fancy equipment to beat the knights to the princess...?? how ur mobile fon, laptop and other stuff don't exactly get you in bed in modern civilization??

lol.... entertaining post!!

Maharajah of Bad said...

The boy needs to get laid really bad.... the maharajah sees no point in posting this blogger the latest paperback edition of the Kama Sutra.....

The Maharajah's advice is that the missionary position be taken by this sex starved blogger..... mastering the basics is the key! or masterbating is the key you might say.....

Unsilent said...

Hmm interesting post..sex to dark ages to infrastructure.. my advice to u,

get laid or die shagging!

realskullzero said...

ar....and to ur question! Yes i will vote!

and after reading ur anarchy post i guess i certainly will...

TheWhacksteR said...

Charm - thanks, thats praise indeed.. and please vote:D

N B - yeah man.. nothing like variety for a bit of spice eh

Indi - hmmm i yeah i guess civilization comes in waves, and each wave is confident of never crumbling. But i guess they all dash themselves on a beach eventually. I dont knw, may be White house will last a little while longer.?


MP - A portal man, a portal connecting this world with past is what i need.

MOB - ah, back are we? and i think i'll pass on your kind offer man, thanks al the same. but please, mail me some porn :D

Unsilent - Die shagging haha.. now if we were in england that wouldnt have been such a bad thing!

RSZ - ah! the one on FB.. yeah i can see where that might have riled u up a bit!