Muslim Boys

Now we all know that Muslim boys are hot. They have girlfriends before anyone else in school. As someone said on Dinidu's post, Muslims have sex a lot. They cant drink or smoke, so they have a lot of sex and reproduce accordingly, thereby furthering (and fathering), the secret, overall goal of expanding the population of Muslims in the country.

Now, the fact of the matter is, that Muslims, although permitted to have sex, cannot do it outside of marriage. Therefore they marry Sinhalese girls and then proceed to procreate with them. They then have the option of marrying even more Sinhalese girls, until they use up their full quota of four. By this method they drain the Sinhalese population of healthy women.

This strategy has been in place for a long time and is evidenced by the large disparity between the numbers of the original Muslim traders who floated in from the Mid East (who were mostly male) and the numbers of Muslims around in Sri Lanka today. It is territorial warfare with different weapons. They are even being hailed as the biggest threat to the Sinhala nation by individuals with social foresight.

And why are Muslim boys so hot? Well that may have something to do with their stud-like reputation. Being permitted to marry four ladies at once creates somewhat of an uber-male-ish aura about them, it makes them look daunting, highly sexually charged, gruff and in-your-face-biatch you know? a real bad boy. and chicks dig bad boys, they go jelly kneed at the sight of them. we all know this.