Go to twitter dot com
start twitter account!!!
find friends (its no fun if you don't have any, and if you dont your a lozer anyway and shouldnt be tweeting in the first place)
start with something simple like telling people what you are doing right now
e.g. I am feeling sleepy
progress to relplying to your friend's tweets
e.g. @samanthi awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwz @rameez LOLMAO ROFLCOPTER etc
(a knowledge of l33tsp33k will definitely come in handy here)
As you progress, you can try Re Tweeting.
e.g. RT @deshan lewis hamiltun is soo kewl!!!
like totally! (note, any comments in the RT can be expressed after inserting a '
' sign after the RT'd T)
As you become more mature and used to the novelty of tweeting, express your superiority to all the lesser twits by being innovative with your spelling.
note; such innovashun should be eksecuted with much care. with a lot of referense to reliable sources like LOL CATS. Also use exclamashun marks whenever you can
Good Luck !! NAO GET TO TWEETING!!! FULZ!!!!!!
plzzz dont kil meh..