Jeremiah Sunandasami Johnson, an enterprising er, entrepreneur, has decided to change all that, and it is with the plight of these poor neglected ladies in mind that I publish this short (and rather drab I should add) PR cum advertising supplement courtesy his newly incorporated organization.
Entrepreneurship is at its best when a potential entrepreneur identifies an unsatisfied market segment and caters to it. The more unsatisfied the better. And my research has indicated that there are some VERY unsatisfied ladies around Colombo especially during the months of June & July and from September to December.
‘An organization of male exotic dancers to cater to the exclusive tastes of the discerning Sri Lankan woman of marriageable age’ is what I propose. An exclusively positioned service organization that offers the best and only service of it’s like to a select clientele. I am currently looking for investors although not much investment is needed in terms of infrastructure due to the purely service oriented approach of the whole operation, my main needs are performers.
ARE YOU MALE, between the ages of 19 and 30, possess an attractive physique and great rhythm in your bones? (bones? lol - W). Then drop me a mail with a recent picture and let’s set up a meeting. An attractive remuneration package and numerous perks (er hehe - W) await you!
I am also looking for ideas on how to improve my business model and incorporate needs and wants that may have escaped my attention. So please do contribute your ideas and be entitled to win gift vouchers, DVDs, t-shirts and even investment opportunities! Come share in our success!
Thank you.
Jeremiah Sunandasami Johnson.
jsjenter@hotmail.com
That’s it folks. So please help Mister Johnson out will you, he’s got a great idea I think and I’m sure he can boost up our economy a bit.
7 Comments:
LOL :D falling off the chair here !!! is this for real????? u r not thinking of joining r u??
Having the qualifications and all, I would gladly join..
but alas, most of the clientele would turn out to be gay men rather than unsatisfied women, and hence my reluctance.
Dear Me - Right now our clientele are strictly limited to ladies only. That being the most lucrative target market that we have identified However, should demand blossom, we would definitely consider diversifying later on. you, however will be able to exercise full control over who you perform for. Except when we are at a peak, that is. Thanks for your interest and i do hope you reconsider!
jsj
LOL. this is still funny !!!
MC - well JJ has offered me a post in management, but i myt just go in as a consultant.
Yeap, there should be more male strippers!
Go Mr Johnson!
Informative content, In bachelor party you can drink all night but between the beer and the strippers, wouldn't it be fun to have a few bachelor party games such as Despedida Soltero.
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