Tsk!
this is not a knife! whats wrong with you?!
hahahah!
this is a specialized cleaving instrument. meant to aid in tasks too complex for the common human fingernail!
oh no he's not going to KILL you! he's just going to to temporarly seperate your life force from physical constraints! thats not KILLING someone. its just temporary! its fun!
nooooo ur not fat! ur just big boned, in a generously proportioned sort of way! its nice! VERY COMFORTABLE ON THE EYES!
no way this is not expensive at all! buy it! the economic benefits you will get from long term use will far outweigh ANY short term discofort you may feel financially! look it comes in red!
Noooo! this is not an attempt to control the population by calling the Navy by another name and having them patrol the coasts just to remind you that WE ARE WATCHING YOU ALL THE TIME!! dont be daft! this is the Coast Guard Department!
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Thursday, July 9, 2009
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oh yeah and it's all about "crippling illeagal activities" and not setting up a whole new bribery system, since the customs and the cops were not soliciting enough already.
Ha ha ha!
"Separate the life force from physical constraints"
ROFL =D
Hahaha! Nice one!
lol
another good one!:)
haha... well at least we'll hear abt the adrenaline pumping speed boat adventures of the "Negambo Cost Patrol"...lol
haha... well at least we'll hear abt the adrenaline pumping speed boat adventures of the "Negambo Cost Patrol"...lol
"temporarily separate your life force from physical constraints!"
- you've been reading about Buddhist philosophy I see...
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