Adding credibility to my claim to being the blogospheres pick-up line expert, and blindly stealing off the internet (its got a lot of information you should check it out) i bring to you;

11 of the Worst Pickup Lines Ever Heard

1. Insulting Libraries Everywhere

"Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out."

2. The Ticking Clock Ultimatum

"I'll give you five seconds to give me your number or you can forget about going out with me forever."

3. The Self-Congratulatory Approach

"I'm a hot commodity. You're a hot commodity. We should go out."

4. The Old "Space Pants" Line …

"Are you wearing space pants? Because your rear is out of this world."

5. Random Anatomical Reference

"You have nice child-bearing hips."

7. Extra Cheese, Please

"Was your dad a robber? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

8. P.U. or I.O.U.?

"You owe me money."
"Why?"
"You've been living in my heart and you haven't paid rent."

9. Misplaced Ardor

"Your mom is hot! I bet you will look just like her when you are older."

10. Hair-Raising Comments

"How long did it take to shave those looong legs?"

11. Schooled in Geography

"Are you from Tennessee?"
"No."
"Are you sure? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see."


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