Friday, August 7, 2009

When Twitter is down

- the @ reply seems like a stupid concept.

- good luck getting the cat to laugh at your dick jokes.

- your followers forget you ever existed.

- the last breath caresses the muse's lips as she falls slowly to the marble floor, and a thousand doves fly skyward in panic that soon turns to sorrow. o, the day art died!

- something is technically fucked up.

- the world is a sad and lonely place.

- pass it around; 98 twitters of beer on the wall.

- a single-serving site seems like a good idea.

- grab the shortest guy you can find and pummel him.

- three of these on a loop will entertain you for hours.

- clouds robot sperm bird.

- use your words to share your feelings.

- your droll observation on testicles will lose most of its social relevance.

- it's probably because you used it wrong.

























http://whentwitterisdown.com/

3 Comments:

The Puppeteer said...

It's not the Armageddon.
I mean this in the nicest possible way, you could try getting a life =P

chathuraw said...

Yeah I came across that site too. And a little bit more useful site to determine if twitter really was down (not just for myself)

http://www.istwitterdown.com

And also. When twitter is down

Join "Identi.ca

aufidius said...

mentioned you so fyi :)

http://qudaamah.blogspot.com/2009/08/inside-head-of-thirteen-year-old.html