Bah! they are good for one thing and one thing only. cooking. and maybe a couple other things. when i was young i never felt the urge to associate with them. i changed my mind somewhere down the line and now im suffering!! argh. they are distracting!
They distract me when i walk down the road, they distract me in class, they distract me when i look over my cubilcle at the guy-next-to-me's PC. they distract me at work in general. i just cant help noticing them. their curves, how they hold their neck up. is she confident? is she proud? or is she just too scared to be her-self?
i am fucking intrigued by them. i tell you they are a scourge on humanity.
and their hair! now dont get me talking about their hair! theres nothing like a well endowed graceful figure of a woman raising her arms up to tie her long glossy black hair into a ponytail to stop you mind from working. At moments like that you just tend to glaze over and there seems to be this primal instinct that kicks in and forces you to slump in your chair and stare like a moron. God! the hair. Fuck.
Man, if i could i would brianwash myself into not thinking about women. its even worse if you're in a relationship with one of them. cos then you feel guilty everytime you admire another one of them. No, much better in fact, to be like a zoologist on a safari or something. if you have to look.
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16 Comments:
in a nut shell this post shows that your a normal, healthy and man... but i think women are trying to get our attentionunwantedly...
well also check this http://nifraz.blogspot.com/2008/10/women-symbol-of-ugliness.html now as i too have the same problem that you do...
women simply distracts us... but why.... ?
hahaha dude how friggin true! u gotta love em, n u gotta hate em :D n ditto abt da hair too..
ok wow, maybe i shouldnt be admitting all this...........! :P
*Raised eyebrow*
Uhu...I won't get into this... Coz it's just going to be long and ugly...
Although I'll have you know you shouldn't bring this stuff up unless you have a death wish or at the very least are in need of a good bashing...
Hahahaaaaha..quite freakin true man....lol
whoa.. wats tumbleweed goin on about? sounds interesting >:D
hmmm boys i am beginning to vaguely wonder if this adrenaline driven rant has actually managed offend any females out there.. my sincerest apologies to you ladies if so... this was written purely in the spirit of abstract expression with no intention to put anyone off their lunch. so erm, peace ladies? *nervous grin* :D
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then again, who cares :P
i wish there was one, just one male out there who made me come even close to this sort of distraction. sadly, while you guys have plenty to look at, you hardly ever return the favour :p
"God! the hair" <-- that is exactly the kind of thinking that made most of my guy friends go ":-o you CUT your HAIR??!!" when i cut mine. what is it with men and their fascination with hair?
i have no idea.. SOMETHING about the hair! *shudder*
*Swishes her glossy shiny hair*
We're just too intriguing and cool! :-P
Oh, hair, the hair....
Man it drives us mad... trust us girls...
I used to hate my curly hair when I was a kid but when I turned 16 I realized what an asset it was…so I charmed, seduced and made men go crazy simply with my long hair. Now that I’ve cut it, I don't attract as many as I did before. Damn it!! Waiting till it grows back...
Curly
i'm with tumbleweed
>:(
:D
We do have a way with our hair!! (Evil Grin)
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