According to askmen.com.
I have shamelessly reprinted it here without permission.
Languages are some of human being's greatest creations. These sophisticated systems of communications that were developed over thousands of years in thousands of different communities around the world are a testament to the ability of the Homo sapiens' brain. So why, with all of our linguistic prowess and vocabulary variety, do we have to use words far more than they were intended? The English language is full of these, and much to our chagrin they’re prevalent and not going anywhere.
So, here is a list of today’s 10 most overused words that make your ears burn every time you hear them.
No.10 - Love/Hate
Is there a garden around? Because these words have been watered down to the point of no return. And it’s all because people have been slowly accepting them as reasonable alternatives to describe fondness (or lack thereof). Love and hate both involved descriptions of serious passion or emotion at one time; now they’re just used as slang-fodder for anything to make a poetic statement. Let’s restore the prestige of these once-great expressions and lay off their usage, say, 95% of the time. That ought to help.
No.9 - Literally
Literally is another word that has been misconstrued into a bastardized form. When the exact reason to use the word is to express a non-exaggeration or a realistic degree of accuracy, why do people do the exact opposite? Literally is now used as a general intensive, and its very meaning has become lost and meaningless. Literally is meant to only be used when describing something verbatim, or for a correct technical explanation. It is not a synonym for figuratively or virtually. Let’s keep it as such.
No.8 - Ridiculous
The only thing ridiculous about this overused word is the number of times it’s used in everyday speak. Ridiculous means laughable, deserving of ridicule or something just downright preposterous. Now, while people tend to get the meaning (vaguely) correct for this one, four-syllable words like this are best saved for situations where things truly are absurd -- if your dog ate your homework, that’s ridiculous because it’s almost worthy of a laugh. There are better words to use than this tongue twister and no, “ri-donk-ulous” is not one of them
No.7 - Awesome
Are we stuck in the '80s? Can someone please explain why this expression is so commonly used as slang rather than as a proper adjective? Awesome can be lumped into the same cheese club with other un-cool terms such as radical, cowabunga and gnarly.
Awesome is supposed to be used to express a show of force or majesty. When your friend comes back with a six-pack of beer, responding with this reprehensible utterance just doesn’t match up to the awe of a powerful tornado or when viewing one of the top 10 American landmarks. Nice try, though.
No.6 - Whatever
Here’s the problem with the word whatever -- depending on the tone you use, it’s used by a variety of hipsters looking to disagree. Guys use it to downplay a video game defeat or a sports loss. Girlfriends use it angrily to stone their boyfriend’s opinion. And, when combined with a preamble such as like (which is also on this list of most overused words), it’s used by pink-purse-toting glamour girls to display surprise or enjoyment. Whatever the context (and that’s a proper use of the term), it is overused and ruining otherwise meaningful conversation.
No.5 - Bitch
It was only a matter of time before one of English’s finest derogatory terms became banter for the common man. And all it took was a few malicious hijackings to make this one of the most overused words out there. Normally used to describe a female canine, it’s evolved as an insult to women in contempt, an anchor lyric in hip-hop culture or as ubiquitous slang for those lower in the prison pecking order. This is in addition to other uses such as bitch slap, son of a bitch, bitching, and riding bitch. Our evolution as a species continues at a draw-dropping pace.
No.4 - Seriously
Another word that is used for more emphasis than most things deserve is the almost-a-question-but-more-of-a-statement seriously. It’s usually used in the manner of disbelief with a sarcastic tone when used as a question, or as an emphasis for a thought or future action. Either way, the word has become overused by the average conversationalist, and now verges on overkill as teenager or hipster jargon. And, when combined with other language fillers (such as dude or like), any actual seriousness this word used to offer is completely thrown out the window.
No.3 - Gay
Gay lost its meaning a long time ago in mainstream conversation, right around when the Village People began thrusting suggestively in colorful unison. Of course, that’s just one of many examples, but the word gay was originally meant to be jovial or in good spirits and, as we all know, now refers to homosexuality and its associated culture. All was good for a time, but the word was kidnapped, hog-tied and beaten down by pop culture to make reference to anything that was stupid, unfortunate or even an attempt to buff up one’s own masculinity (or hide insecurities -- you decide). Gay has lost its way.
No.2 - Nice
Here’s another bit of verbal overkill that has unfortunately lost its purpose. This once-friendly word has now been turned into a fallback excuse to tell people you’re not interested in their conversation. A lot of people who can’t listen, or refuse to listen, will drop this after someone tells a story, gives an anecdote or makes a comment. “Nice” they’ll respond, as in “OK, I have nothing to say to that.” The worst part is when the listener uses it as a means to end the conversation or to indirectly suggest an end to the current conversation. For this reason, it’s become a form of excuse, and has now fallen into the realm of overused words -- and is a compliment no more.
No.1 - Like
How this word is still used as a standard in the English language is astounding. People have been using the word like so liberally for the last 15 years that it’s become so commonplace no one even knows when they actually say it. It’s a sixth sense for scores of slang-tongued hipsters.
Originally used as an adjective to describe comparison, its slow and painful conversion to an interjection is now dominating conversations for any Gen X- or Y-er that grew up with two-star-rated (or less) dumb blonde movies. The only saving grace for this word is that when someone uses it too much, people will have no problem calling you out on it and exposing the below-average nature of this verbal ear sore.
Honorable mention - LOL
“Laughing out loud” or “lots of laughs” is probably the most popular acronym used by web-savvy keyboard warriors when instant messaging or chatting with friends online. Unfortunately, much like other viral software code, this short-form description has spiraled out of control as l33t speak on the internet (the actual term for internet “talk”). Now you can’t browse a web page or a blog without LOL being used somewhere, and thus aggravating proponents of proper e-English worldwide.
Lol! Thats literally the nicest list i've seen of the most awesomest words that you can seriously think of as the most commonly used ever! Any other words that you'd love to have seen? go ahead and mention em. Its ok if you hate em or think they're ridiculous. In fact, thats why you would mention em in the first place bitch!(i couldn't resist puting that one in) Like what-ever! Sorry for that really gay sentence by the way.
Friday, January 16, 2009
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LOL good one bro... I seriously like it! Awesome!
I love this post! Those words are literally so ridiculous. I don't know why normally awesome people say like, whatever. I seriously feel like kicking the gay bitch back to hell.
Nice post man, seriously.
LOL
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Ha! My one is awesomer than yours! :P
a post so true! and so good!
but you forgot the f word! :)
oh and you know some ppl use the word 'like' the wrong way...
eg:
"mata badagini wagey" is said as " I'm hungry like" O.o
I've heard sentences end with like a LOT... and it feels weird coz you know it's not right and you cant tell them coz they will feel bad.. argh! anyways..
oh yes.. you also missed out on 'anyways'..:)
ha ha...! cant beleive ''actually'' didnt make the list dude???
Bitch @ #5??? naahhh..... should be top of the pops man,
I can think of a few myself. "Of course" - is one for the Sri Lankans. I hate it when that word is used more than it needs to be. And totally out of context too. And usually pronounced like this: "Off Goez". Horrible.
Also "Random" - but that could be an Australian thing.
As for "Seriously" - I blame Grey's Anatomy for perpetuating that one. I have to admit (rather guiltily) that I love saying it though :P
Hey how about SHIT?
That must also be a most widely used word...
sachintha! what a spark of brilliance.... how on earth did good ol shit manage to dodge the charts?
Oh shit, Sach...I have been saying the word since I was like ... ermmm ... 12. Surprised Mum didn't like 'wash my mouth with soap' which she kept threatening to do as she says I have a 'dirty' mouth.
Damn, Herry beat me to that 'oh so original' idea. Damn boy.
I laike zis pozt, yes.
Sachintha - dude yes! i think shit should definitely be on that. I use it for everything under the sun!
Jerry - "I seriously feel like kicking the gay bitch back to hell."
er what gay bitch? mine makes more sense :p (gay :p)
LD - YEss the L word HAS to go on there hmmm..f this, f that. Yeh! and the sri lankanismic use of like..ANYWAYS I think I’m gonna write a new top 10! but I’m not sure if its nice like you know. hey isn’t 'you know' kind of overused as well? and how about 'kind of'. and 'how about' as well..(and how about 'as well' for that matter?)
MP - Actually i cant believe that either! and dont be a bitch man! this is askmen.com we're talking here..
Gypsy - Hi its like awesome to have a comment from you! Off goez i think you’re right about that one and seriously lady, when was 'random' a heavily used word in lanka? but i think 'mate' is catchin up fast so who knows eh :)
Sabby - zank you. how about 'bugger' and 'men'.
hmmm im getting some whole new insight into what 'our' most commonly used words are
damn it there goes my entire vocabulary! heheh :D fun read. like seriously awesome!
plus think we need to thank Barney stintson on how i met ur mother for the awesome 'awesome'. well atleast i know the word grew on me cos of that show. :D
Oh! so men actually use the words Nice n Like when refering to women more than bitch eh? so proud of the planet... women are finally treated with respect.... yup! took some time coming though....... :P :P
Who else but me - thank u. barney stintson? im so goday as to never have heard of that guy i'll admit. unless ur talking about the Flintstones, which was like, awesome!
MP - lol at the risk of being bitch slapped i'll very carefully venture a theory that there may be a possibility that men refer to women using words like 'nice' and 'like' BEFORE they start using the B word. maybe its a question of the order.. hmmm..experience may slightly support that..
but i really like, think women are awesome to literally tell you truth :D *grimace*
Download and watch How I Met Your Mother or I will kill you.
like and owesome.yeah i agree.......hey how about yeah
Jerry - download? err whats that?
Times Eye - yeah!
Yeah, right, like WHATever, dude. Whoever wrote this needs to lighten up a little. Seriously!
By the way, do "yeah, right", and "lighten up" count?
What about "and stuff" and "WTF"?
Oh and "duh"? How could they forget "DUH"?
I use so many of those words all the time! Oh no!
HAHAA! Priceless. :D
You don't know who Barney is? SERIOUSLY!? you need to get out of ur lair!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :D
P.S
yep. watch "How I met your mother" Barney is awesome . I wish he wasn't gay in real life :( I mean it's ridi.. oh never mind !
LOL BABY LOL>
hee...so true...seriously.
Papare Boy - You are a veritable wellspring of overused words! nice!
Scrump - Seroiusly?? How ridiculous! neways i don’t think it makes you all that uncool. just a little gay perhaps? ;) but you’re a girl so that’s cool. Hey I think I use ‘cool’ way too often. Living in the 90’s much?
Makuluwo - and for everything else theres VISA..
Spice - LOL! yeah well. must do must do.. *sits back comfortably in darkest corner of lair*
MC - you mean its ridiculous that he's gay? Like whatevergirl!
Noorie - i literally LOve it when you call me baby ;)
Dee - :) seriouly?
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