Thursday, January 1, 2009

crappy poo year

hey all here's wishing you a crappy poo year
the windows are dusty and the gardens are dead
the sun is still shining but the cloud cover is heavy
blast this new beginning! it's the beginning of the end!

The women are either boring, unavailable or out of your league
there are no jobs that pay you enough to eat
there are a few buses where you get trampled on your feet
but that's only if you're lucky and you're not abused from behind.

There is no justice, petrol is still high
there are still politicians putting parts all the time
they dont give a damn if we all starve and die
they'll dance on their fat bellies and laugh till they cry

there is few reason to live and not to cry
and those reasons can be written on the side of a french fry
there is no hope the world is going up in flames
there is no love, the devil has eaten us up in his game.

we play and gamble, we lie all the time
we try and mumble when the truth needs to shine
we hurt and maim, without even knowing
there is no telling exactly where our poor souls are going.

so let me in conclusion wish you again
a crappy poo year to yours and your dearest
if you start off the bottom there's only one way to go
so start off this year in spirits that are the lowest of the low!

to eternal damnation! ('til we get tired of it)

6 Comments:

Unknown said...

"there are a few buses where you get trampled on your feet
but that's only if you're lucky and you're not abused from behind."

lol! hilarious..good work mach!

Sachi said...

LOL :D absolutely love it .

p.s still worries me though :P

Anonymous said...

Well all that's just brilliant! A perfect world would be ever-so dull...

Happy crappy poo new year to you as well!

realskullzero said...

Spoke my mind out on the first day of the year man!!! awesome stuff!!

and we should make good use of those few reason to live and not to cry...:D

Anonymous said...

the best reasons to live are actually written on the insides of a J.. the trick is u gotta smoke it to find out..

TheWhacksteR said...

Aufidius - lol hilarious true, but maybe not to the average commuter in SL>:)

MC - glad you like it..and now what?

Messiah - i shall refrain from acronomizing (acronizing?), but yes, some doom and gloom is good for you, but ah well opnions may vary:)

RSZ - yahoo!

Unsilent - hmmm you're givin me (and im sure ur doin the same to RSZ) bad thoughts, and im liking it! and you've piqued my curiosity as well.