Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Muslim Boys

Now we all know that Muslim boys are hot. They have girlfriends before anyone else in school. As someone said on Dinidu's post, Muslims have sex a lot. They cant drink or smoke, so they have a lot of sex and reproduce accordingly, thereby furthering (and fathering), the secret, overall goal of expanding the population of Muslims in the country.

Now, the fact of the matter is, that Muslims, although permitted to have sex, cannot do it outside of marriage. Therefore they marry Sinhalese girls and then proceed to procreate with them. They then have the option of marrying even more Sinhalese girls, until they use up their full quota of four. By this method they drain the Sinhalese population of healthy women.

This strategy has been in place for a long time and is evidenced by the large disparity between the numbers of the original Muslim traders who floated in from the Mid East (who were mostly male) and the numbers of Muslims around in Sri Lanka today. It is territorial warfare with different weapons. They are even being hailed as the biggest threat to the Sinhala nation by individuals with social foresight.

And why are Muslim boys so hot? Well that may have something to do with their stud-like reputation. Being permitted to marry four ladies at once creates somewhat of an uber-male-ish aura about them, it makes them look daunting, highly sexually charged, gruff and in-your-face-biatch you know? a real bad boy. and chicks dig bad boys, they go jelly kneed at the sight of them. we all know this.

40 Comments:

Gehan said...

???? LOL!!

so much for equal standing in society and all.. haha.. how unfair! :P

FINroD said...

LOL hahahaha.. i take it u saw dinidu's post then.. honestly.. lol hahahahahaha.. the things ppl come up with... quite pathetic init..

TheWhacksteR said...

yes this was inspired by dinidus post. what? i think its important such conspiracies be brought into the open! now everybody knows what everybody is up against!

Dee said...

hehhe


u are VERY naughty whacky

:D

Anonymous said...

Bastard!

Sabby said...

Muslim boys are hot???! Really??!
Oooooooooooh

Yes, Yes must be the four marriage thing that gives em the stud aura.

pissu perera said...

stud types are well and good, but most i've come across belong to the dud type :-s

Sachi said...

You are an exception to the stud AND the dud type ;) but most muslims boys are just so hot. ( The Musafer's for an example. so hot. so very hot)

myprerogative said...

really?? surely this does mean that the demand for Muslim boys is highly inelastic to a missing inch eh??? ha ha ha :P :P

Dee said...

and the Adamallys! SLURP! Bora though. mm mm mm... *lusts*

MyPrerogative....hahahhaah!!! funnyyy!!! Now that you mentioned it...isn't it a good thing? I heard the sensations are..er...more sensational...

myprerogative said...

Middle Child, The Musafers?? if ur refering to the ruggerites... they are all taken... But you can always try the Musharafs!

myprerogative said...

Dee, actually it's the lack of sensation to the Muslim boys that makes it sensational to all the girls!! lol :P ... what say whack??

Dee said...

ahhh....so that's the right theory.
thanks for the education ;)

TheWhacksteR said...

MP - Hmmmm although any fool knows that no inch is missing there. it is a common misconception:D but i wouldnt know too much about a lack of sensation. YOU tell me why dont you?

as for the rest of it, MC, i think you're hardly qualified to comment :P about me that is heh. but you may be right all the same, about the dud bit.

but im not too sure how accurate all this classifying by surname thing is..

myprerogative said...

didnt expect you to know much about any sensations whack... time will teach :P Hang in there bro...

TheWhacksteR said...

lol heheh didnt realize i struck a nerve there...

Dee said...

mei...just wondering...how old do u have to be when they cut it off? and is it a mussssssstt?
:S

TheWhacksteR said...

chee the girls nowadays..early as possible and yup i think :)

Sabby said...

MP seems very insightful...in this matter..!

Must look into this muslim boys matter! Musafer's eh?! =P

Gehan said...

[gehan reads whacksters pots]

[gehan writes harmless comment]

[gehan checks back after few hours]

[sees avalanches of comments pertaining to mens privates]

[mutters "women..." to self and signs out]

:D

Ranmalee said...

@ whacksteR = lol... wow really????

..........
nothing to do with the race
boys will be boys... stupid and HOT :)

Makuluwo said...

lol! Srsly man, that FB group woman just CRACKED ME UP!
Most of the (allegedly irresistible) muslim boys I've come across are actually either absolutely sexually repressed and therefore awkward with women, or just the complete other manwhore extreme! But for a very few exceptionals of course. ;D

Anonymous said...

Now, the fact of the matter is, that Muslims, although permitted to have sex, cannot do it outside of marriage.

Bull shit! I know of plenty and i mean plenty of Muslims who have sex with other women outside of their marriage.

Religion doesnt seem to matter to them there.

FINroD said...

i think wat whacky was trying to say there jade was tht the religion doesnt permit it... but well its their choice if they want to do it or not.. lol cant believe u ppl brought names into this hahaha... Musafers bro's lol.. i play rugger with them..and well kinda related there as well... oh.. and im not sure if this sheds some light into this subject but i have this friend who said tht muslim girls are really lucky.. and when i asked why? she said its becos of the cut off piece not being there.. hehehe.. interesting init...

Scrumps said...

Whatever floats people's boats right?

FYI though - you are a hottie! ;)

myprerogative said...

Finrod, you play rugger with them? that must be OWSC then.... small world,

T said...

well i think you now need to post a picture of yourself for us to ascertain that you are in keeping with the traditional muslim good looks.

and ive gotta say, when it comes to muslims, transit at the dubai airport is just so damn easy on the eyes :)

Dee said...

uh-oh whack..I think there's a rumour goin around that ur actually hawt.

*Sabby nods vigourously in a distance*

Stand back females!!!! I saw him first...

nyaaaghhhhh!

:P

T said...

Dee, dont you already have a Boy?! leave some for the rest of us!

FINroD said...

@ MP - yeah man i play for OWSC... started for them last year.. small world indeed.. =D

tash said...

lol.. but yeah i do agree most muslim boys r hawt!!!

pissu perera said...

oooh ha ha. just realised who the musafers are. if they're who i think they are, i know one's fiancee.

Dee said...

but..................

myprerogative said...

Love blogging man...
Finrod, I'm playing this year.. played against the College XV on monday, turn up for practices will ya!

Pissu Perera, a Certain Jayah?? :P

Whack, ok so ur hot.... but generalizations do make us wonder whats so hot about Mr Bin Laden... Maybe Dee and Tash have seen something we've missed??? :P

... praparing to wheather a potential shit storm... >>

pissu perera said...

yes, a certain jayah indeed. not surprised since it's colombo we're talking about.

TheWhacksteR said...

heheh if theres a rumour going around that i am hot i hope someone keeps encouraging it.. and why thank you scrump! im flattered you think so. As for the Pic hmmm weell i shall consider it, but probably wont put one up cos its likely i'd dash a lot of day dreams if i do hyok hyok.

MP and PP, even i know a coupla Musafers, im not sure of they read my blog, but some definite ego inflation would have taken place. As for Bin Laden. There's probably a reason why he's called 'Laden';)

and as for adultery and the extremes of womanization and shyness Maku,Jade and Fin, that's probably hot coming from muslim boys too heh. Nah, its probably inherent in human nature what?

FINroD said...

@ MP- DUDE ! holy shit..errmm lol i think we shud b knowing each other.. lol.. I dint come for pracs last week cos I had exams.. but came the week b4 and well.. I'm going for it today lol!! blooming hell this is freaky lol...

Paparé Boy said...

That was hilarious, man. :D

Fuckin' racists.

myprerogative said...

No kidding! you're from the Apiit crowd with Bucky eh?? lol

well, won't be coming today... catch you on Friday!

Unknown said...

wow! can't believe I missed all this... and about the pic, yeah that would detract from the whole mysterious aura thing :D still deciding if you're hot =/