and then there was twitter

social networks are a mind boggling scene. here are people present in their vitual form producing all sorts of refreshing verbal paraphernalia using big words that have no specific relevance to the exact context to the structure of the sentence in question. Just rolled in a rather timed arrival on the twitter bandwagon and found out where people have been hanging out all along. a few random selections;

• uh-oh suspicious package discovered outside the Bank of England.Speculation rife that it may be the missing British interest rate, beheaded.
  about 2 hours ago from web
  
  lying in bed is therapeutic cos it makes u think of all the things u could be doing if u got off it
  about 16 hours ago from mobile web
  
  my cim lecturer thinks that there was an active bridge connecting india wit sri lanka during british colonial rule.
  3:54 AM Mar 30th from mobile web
  
  BABY TV: turning out a whole new generation of hypnotized machine-people. keep ur baby away from it!
  11:53 PM Mar 29th from web
  
  is it just my imagination or does a tone of a womans voice coincide with the frequency of ones genitalia? creating a tuning fork effect
  11:27 PM Mar 29th from mobile web
  
  confessed to the papadum crime. and was duly forgiven. trick is to confess after uv eaten it
  11:12 PM Mar 29th from mobile web
  
  so sanga went from hutch to airtel, why do u care u hypocrites? thats normal human behaviour
  11:09 PM Mar 29th from mobile web
  
  stadium wall collapses in ivory coast. 22ppl die in ensuing stampede. but hell its only 22ppl so they went ahead with the game anyway
  5:46 PM Mar 29th from mobile web
  
  just saw a new breed of metallist. somebody's calling back to the pink floyd era
  5:04 AM Mar 29th from mobile web
  
  broken english is not the Best Medicine
  12:51 AM Mar 29th from mobile web
  

So if your twittering add me up.. and hear my randomness take over a tiny part of your little universe.. and happy fools day in case you think i forgot. I was going to pull something tricky but i see that Finrod is already lining up for a big one, or is he? later.