Dude, Where's the Party Yaar??

He was a bored boy with idle hands,
a dangerous mind and devious plans,
he walked into the neighbors' when no one was there,
he looked through the key hole,
and saw her standing there.

she was bare with not a thread of clothing..
except for a towel, she'd just been bathing..
he was shocked and confused,
but at the same time his eyes started glowing..

curiousity gripped his little frame,
and eagerly his neck he craned,
breathing as silently as silence came.

He looked through as she let the towel slip..
she bent over and the sunshine crept,
through the slender gaps between her legs.

he scratched his head--

he looked again...

It wasnt there!

Sensations gripped him afresh,
and now he was obsessed..
Possessed by a plan,
to get to the bottom of this mystery, man!

so later on, when she was sleeping--
he crept in, and his hand slowly snuck in,
he felt his way inbetween her thighs,
beneath her undergarment and on inside..

And....

She woke up with a scream!
Quick as a flash--
His hand was no longer where it'd been.

Their eyes met.
She must have thought she was having a dream..
'Cos she just dropped back and slept.

Hmmmm...
he thought to himself
so that's it then..

He thought a little more--
and more impossibilities opened up;
like 'how do they pee?' for example.

and then he was inducted into a world
of whole new mystery.
Which is altogether,
A very different story.