First, a bit about 'blogstitution'

You know how your brain gets this itching feeling as if it wants to spurt out something intellectual but can't actually put a single certain neuron onto it? So there are varous little ideas and thoughts running like random preschoolers during lunch break around the insides of your mind, and you're like a kidnnapper waiting with the chloroform and the getaway vehicle trying to decide which kid looks rich enough to make you an easy coupla million. Or in this case get you some interested readers.

Fuck it, we are all blogstitutes, its your fault for coming and reading this blog anyways. You have corrupted my pure soul. Having your blog exposed to readers automatically makes you a blogstitute. People just go holier-than-thou on the more crass attempts at it. Society is fucked up, but as long as its subtle then everything is cool.

Aren't we all just prostittutes for attention? I mean take blogging aside, all we do is sell ourselves man. By working, i am essentially selling my capabilities for money but ok, lets give this term a bit of street cred and take it in terms of what is usually defined as prostitution that is, selling your body for sex.

So we're essentially talking blogging without morals, without scruples with the intention of purely generating hits, like putting up a title that reads 'Anarkali and Duminda sex tape' with a link to a video of soft core porn or something. Nothing sells like sex by the way. Im sure viceunversa would agree with me on that one. I was looking through my search engine hits today and almost 90% of the searches came thru sex related keywords. Some surprising ones in there too hyok hyok.

But i DYgress, getting back to the point of blogstitution. What IS blogstitution? i believe Mr. RD coined the term, but what does it MEAN?